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Joke of the Day
"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"
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"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes? He lost his sense of humerus."
"Thinking about quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working."
"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"
"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""
"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13."
"I'm going to the hospital tomorrow...not because I'm sick, but because they have free pudding if you're fast enough."
"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."