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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."
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"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."
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"Really wanted the day off, so I texted my boss... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" I'm not coming in this morning. (I got some time off now)"
"A terrible name for an R&B group would be Boyz IV Men."
"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."
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"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"