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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? You can't fuck the shit out of a calendar"
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"{marriage counseling} I guess it all started when I saw him put the toothpaste on before the water... *therapist scribbles furiously*"
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"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."
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"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."
"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"
"Best Joke ever My life"