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Joke of the Day

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."

"It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house."

"What separates the men from the apes? The Mediterranean Sea."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? I'll see you next month"

"What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's."

"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."

"Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms? The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me."

"What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving? Quran-berries!"

"*you see a bear approaching* ""quick play dead!"" *bear runs up to you* ""OH GOD. WHO DID THIS TO YOU. ANSWER ME. WHO DID THIS TO YOUUUU"""