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Joke of the Day

"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""

"Your mama's so fat... She broke the branch off the family tree"

"I hate it when my sock puppets fight. I don't have a free hand to break them up."

"Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party? It was leave your keys at the door."

"I think the little ledges in front of windows are silly."

"Just changed someone's ""fun"" name in my phone back to their normal name to regain some control over my life."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"

"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."