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Joke of the Day

"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."

"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"

"What did a chemist say to a deaf guy? Does it matter?"

"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."

"What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died? I can't bereave it!"

"I think my optometrist is in love with me. Every time I leave his office he hands me a bottle of contact solution and says ""Eye care for you"""

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"My wife and I said we would only smoke after sex.... I have had the same pack of cigarettes since 2007, im starting to get worried about my wife though shes been going through 3 packs a day!"

"A first grade teacher asks her students, ""What comes after 69?"" One student responds, ""Mouthwash"""