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Joke of the Day

"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""

"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"

"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"

"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."

"Cannibal and Girlfriend What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass."

"A blind guy walks into a bar.... and a table...and a stool...and a door"

"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."

"What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end."

"I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped."

"My dad used to beat me... At tic-tac-toe."