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Joke of the Day
"Hipster sushi restaurants only serve eye rolls."
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"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"
"What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists? Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)"
"Starting a hammock company for kids called Kidnaps and maybe I need to rethink some things."
"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."
"Books vs. Mexicans Q: What do books have that Mexicans don't? A: Papers."
"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."
"If 50 is the new 30, then Dead is the new 80."
"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."
"How does a jew celebrate Christmas ? He installs a parking meter on the roof"