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Joke of the Day

"How does a jew celebrate Christmas ? He installs a parking meter on the roof"

"- If you insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you! - Don't be selfish, think about the baby. - What baby? - Oh, so you're not pregnant?"

"""You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs,"" said my wife. ""That makes one of us then,"" I replied."

"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."

"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."

"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."

"What's the difference between an onion and a woman? I cry when I cut open an onion"

"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."

"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"

"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in."