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Joke of the Day

"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."

"Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter."

"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"

"Why did Mr. T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: ""All you have to lose is your chains."""

"""I got your back"" ""And I got your nose"" ""Ooh I want his feet"" Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it"

"[Spanish w/ translation] Cual es es la risa mas picante? Ahi Ahi Ahi Translation: What is the spiciest laugh? Pepper pepper pepper"

"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"

"What do you call a dog that goes to the beach? Ballroom blitz"

"Holocaust Joke How does a German guy pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a dustpan and a broom."

"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."