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Joke of the Day
"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."
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"Why did the Irishman eat only two hundred and thirty-nine beans? Because eating one more would have been two-farty."
"I walked into this restaurant near the beach half naked and they wouldn't serve me.. It's like they've never seen a penis before."
"[Programming Joke] What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI? Text.GetRect()"
"There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't"
"HER: I think we should see other people. ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone."
"My sister let me borrow her newborn baby so I could meet girls at the mall. Worked great! Also, If you've found my nephew Jake, lemme know"
"what colour are Marios overalls? denim denim denim"
"Everyone is just looking for that special someone who could do way better but chooses not to for some inexplicable reason."
"""My research shows that vegetables triple in vitamin content when used as pizza toppings,"" said the awesome scientist in my imagination."