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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"
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"I tried to play counter strike the other day It felt like a France simulator, I kept getting shot by terrorists"
"He thinks the stuffed animals in my room are creepy, but I can't think of a cuter way to hide all those cameras."
"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."
"What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction"
"What is Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite animal? Lemur."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one of your friends your ex is going to sleep with next"
"I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, ""people."""
"How do you hit on a Jewish girl? Tell her that she israeli hot!"
"Today, I saw a painting unveiled at a museum, but it was merely a red dot on canvas. It must have been a period piece."