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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists? Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)"

"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."

"Did you hear about the newlyweds who mixed up the lube and window putty? All their windows fell out"

"i still play that game where the floor is lava but now i just lie on the couch and watch tv until it cools into igneous rock"

"Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot."

"When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound."

"I saw a boat with a sign that said ""For Sale"" so I added an ""ing"" to the end. Fucking idiots are lucky I came along."

"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"

"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"