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Joke of the Day
"What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? Jesus"
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"What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed."
"The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares"
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Just walked in on my uncle ""taking a selfie"" :("
"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers."
"I got arrested at the airport last week. Appearently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane."
"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""
"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"
"I just brought a new computer... When i turned it on, instead of saying ""Welcome"", it said "" Hello"". It's a Dell."