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Joke of the Day
"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"
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"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
"What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading? Crimea River."
"People who get offended when I breast feed publicly can fuck off What I'm doing is totally natural and strengthens the relationship between me and my dog"
"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"
"What is the difference between memory and ram? I can't memory my weiner in your mouth."
"Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar. The first two say something smart. The third completely embarrasses his countrymen by saying something stupid."
"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"
"Cute Internet Girl: This guy is pretty funny, I think I'll fol- Me: *Human Cannonballs my way into her living room* HELLO!"
"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"