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Joke of the Day

"The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares"

"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."

"Yo mama so fat, she doesn't get stuck in the doorway The doorway gets stuck in her"

"Texting you back right away doesn't make me a psycho. What makes me a pyscho is watching you through your window while petting your cat."

"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"

"I freaked out my mailman today when I came to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what shocked him more, my naked body, or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"I named my dog Rembrandt That way I can say ""have you seen my Rembrandt?"""

"What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist? A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats."

"Did you hear about the fat absent father? He was never around, but at least he was portly."

"I truly believe that there are some people who listen to you when you talk and there's other people who just wait for it to be their turn."