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Joke of the Day

"The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares"

"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"

"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."

"Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton? It always spoils the GoT."

"I tell my child, ""10 minutes till bed!"" She hears me say, ""Go put on a Halloween costume."" Why?"

"Thank you for ordering this $2 necklace from Etsy. With shipping your total comes to $758,937. Item will arrive from Uzbekistan in 3 years"

"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."

"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."

"I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is ""in moderation""?"

"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."