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Joke of the Day

"What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed."

"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."

"What do you call a student that graduates bottom of their class in Med school? A doctor."

"What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers"

"Why are criminals so good at basketball? They shoot first and ask questions later."

"Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving."

"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."

"You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull."