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Joke of the Day

"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers."

"Why were the dinosaurs so big? Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures"

"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""

"Why did neither Hillary nor Trump win the election? Jill Stein"

"your mother's so dumb... ... she thinks asphalt is a disease, and asbestos is the cure."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints"

"Wife: Why are you so out of breath? You drove here. Me: Yeah but I was listening to Slayer in the car."

"Why don't you see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really f**king good at it."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!! (someone date me please)"

"Masturbation should be considered a craft... as it is 100% hand made."