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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about men with big feet... They have massive socks."
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"Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant."
"""hoes before hos"" --the belief that your garden's needs should always come before your bitch's."
"Thought I could safely force a fart... But it backfired."
"I'm no expert on Masturbation But I hold my own."
"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."
"I always keep two kinds of birth control available: condoms (cling wrap), and ""fancy"" condoms (condoms)."
"Why did the dentist vote for Trump? He likes to keep things white and straight."
"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."
"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."