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Joke of the Day
"Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant."
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"What's the difference between friends and potatoes? Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water."
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"Removing access to contraceptives in order to discourage premarital sex is like removing seat belts to encourage safer driving habits."
"I don't care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same."
"my boss tried to throw me under the bus.. and get me to agree with him."
"CS:GO's New One-Shot Revolver http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/12/13288/"
"How does an Asgardian like his parties? Loki"