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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dentist vote for Trump? He likes to keep things white and straight."

"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"

"Parenting is much harder nowadays. For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time."

"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."

"A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy. ""ephedrine?"" ""I can't serve you that"" ""sudoephedrine"" ""There you go""."

"Boss: why do you deserve this promotion? Me: goes into very in depth pointless rant B: what drugs are you on? Me: good ones *leaves*"

"Today I decided to burn a lot of calories... So I lit a fat kid on fire!!!"

"When I'm on a date, ... I like to tell the girl that ""I'm available for a limited time only* In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was."

"I just dropped a fart that sounded like I got the wrong answer on a game show."