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Joke of the Day

"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."

"Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme this is not one of them"

"Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again."""

"Why did God give women yeast infections? So they would have to know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too."

"How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ? The latter represents people that win."

"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""

"Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that's not your Ferrari?"

"Childless people wondering what it's like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor."

"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."

"Lets just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we're getting when we open the can"