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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I was into necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality... once I tried it, I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

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"Magicians in The Future ""I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"""
"What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead? Necro-Ophelia"
"Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery. He's laughing on the other side of his face now!"
"Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert? Because they're filled with iraqi semen"
"A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Fibonacci"""
"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."
"Grandpa: What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception"
"Premature ejaculating searches young woman... Oh.... nevermind"
"Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends"
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