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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."

"What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and the hookers in downtown Little Rock? The hookers have real orgasms and fake diamonds."

"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"

"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"

"If a marine is underwater... Is the marine called a sub-marine?"

"You're mom is so poor... that if someone gave her the finger. She'd say thank you."

"I told my psychiatrist that I believe I have the power to detect Indian bread for miles around. He said that's naan-sense."

"You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen."

"My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good......."

"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."