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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next? He gets stumped."
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"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?"
"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."
"What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects? dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss"
"Bring Me the Horizon gets thrown into the ocean... Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?"
"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."