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Joke of the Day

"I always keep two kinds of birth control available: condoms (cling wrap), and ""fancy"" condoms (condoms)."

"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"

"How well did the Mexican do for his class test? He got a borderline pass."

"ME: I'm heading to the shop ROOMMATE: What are you going to get? ME: [wearing a wedding dress] Compliments"

"What do you tell a woman with black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"

"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"

"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth thweetie !"

"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."