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Joke of the Day

"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."

"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"

"Obama wants another chance"

"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"

"How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it"

"what do you call a lady with one leg Ilene sorry if I killed you because of how old this is"

"I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25."

"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"

"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."

"And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel."