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Joke of the Day

"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."

"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"

"Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist."

"Just when you think the celebrity deaths are done for 2016, Wham! there's one more."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Pick up line#375: hey are you a school? Because i want to shoot kids inside you."

"Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms."

"My friend might be hung tomorrow... The suspense is killing him."

"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."