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Joke of the Day

"How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it"

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."

"What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy"

"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"

"So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent."

"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"

"It's like my uncle always said: ""The day I can't do my job drunk..."" ""...is the day I hand in my badge and gun."""

"What's a Yankee? It's a quickie....but you do it yourself"

"I sent a text to my friend's mobile: ""Lost my contacts. Send me your number"". He replied with his name and number."

"Yo Mama is old I told her to act her age and the bitch died"