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Joke of the Day
"Obama wants another chance"
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"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."
"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"
"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want"
"The first thing I do in the shower is wash my asshole. Just wanna get that shit out of the way."
"Did you all hear about the Cold Air Balloon? It didn't really take off"