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Joke of the Day
"Obama wants another chance"
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"Nixon: ""I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me"" ""Hold my beer"" ""Sure.. Wait this isnt beer"""
"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, ""Whoa! I'm way too high!"" -Bruce Baum"
"Why I need feminism A guy once told me that he disagreed with me. This is why I need feminism. He shoudn't be allowed to say that."
"Not really a joke, but I thought of a way to diss three people at once. When you see someone's baby the first time, say ""so your mom did tell you how to make ugly babies"""
"Flash floods in Arizona last night. We nominate California and Texas. #ALSIceBucketChallenge"
"The only kind of meat a priest can eat on a Friday..... is nun."
"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."
"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"
"I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him."