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Joke of the Day
"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"
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"what's black and white and altogether catchy? Ebony and ivory."
"Masturbation"
"What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas? That it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"Stopped the microwave at 0:01 AND stopped the gas pump at an even $50.00! *Adds Bomb Squad Specialist to resume."
"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"
"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"What does Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? ""This erection is rigged"""
"Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."