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Joke of the Day
"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"
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"dont tell the delivery guy you're gonna Fuck the pizza. Don't tell delivery guy You're gonna fuck the Pizza ""Thank you i intend to Fu"
"At the club, a 6'1"" girl was crying in my lap. I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe. Win-win."
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
"Did you hear about the suspect who's alibi was that he was at a restaurant? Well the restaurant Carraba-rated his story."
"Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out."
"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
"What do you call a homeless caveman? Hobo Erectus"
"What does a blonde do to impress others Names herself as James, then introduces herself as I am blonde, James Blonde"