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Joke of the Day

"I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25."

"One burrito looks at another burrito and says, ""you wanna fight?"" The second burrito says, ""nah"". The first burrito says, ""What are you, chicken?"""

"When it's ""buy one, get one free,"" I have them put the free one in a separate bag so I don't get them mixed up."

"A joke about Muhammad [removed]"

"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."

"Did you hear about the jeans manufacturing company that changed their product to pants made from one piece of fabric? They made a seamless transition."

"What is the most violent element of the periodic table? Ni, because Ni for an eye"

"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"

"It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera."

"Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. You just know he's a total douche jacket at that point."