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Joke of the Day
"You know what the best part of having dyslexia is? I have sex daily"
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"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"
"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"
"What do you call a retard covered in water? Flame retardant"
"It sucks not being miserable enough to bust out a good tweet."
"I am a simple man with simple jokes. A tumblrite came up to me and told me I needed to respect her being a pansexual. I said ""why do you want to fuck bread? You'll get a yeast infection."""
"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."
"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."
"An American and a Finn are drinking in a bar... After an hour, the American says ""ahh, this is good beer."" The Finn says ""Are we drinking or talking?"""