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Joke of the Day
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"
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"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight."
"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."
"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."
"What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two-Baaas."
"Knock knock Who's there? The pilot, let me in."
"My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other"
"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"