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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a lady with one leg Ilene sorry if I killed you because of how old this is"

"The most judgmental aquatic mammal is probably the seal of disapproval."

"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."

"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he needed a poo."

"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."

"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."

"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"

"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."

"Why was the turkey (bird) named after the country? Because fuck you that's why"