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"What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab? ""Looks like you've got me in a pinch."""
"A new study says that lesbians have more orgasms than straight people. Of course they do. Have you ever heard of a dildo premature ejaculating?"
"Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? A: It's not my fault."
"I feel like Pitbull is what happens when you give a shift supervisor at Aeropostale a record deal"
"music joke As the Cellist in our string quartet, i can't help but feel the other musicians are looking down on me. sorry about that, i will just be getting my coat."
"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."
"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."