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Joke of the Day
"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."
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"Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there."
"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"
"A snare drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum PSH!"
"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"
"Superman can save the world but Clark Kent"
"I'm the last one on Earth... My diet is now peanut butter, honey please come back."
"When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me."
"Why does skrillex suck at fishing? He always drop the bass. sorry"
"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."