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Joke of the Day

"There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday."

"When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays."

"The worst restaurant in the world is ""wherever you wanna go is fine with me."""

"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."

"Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious"

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."

"What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd."

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes.... they performed unspeakable acts on me. ..!!"

"If I was a sick professor giving a lecture... Ibuprofen"

"A sincere apology is like coffee. Don't talk to me beforehand."