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Joke of the Day
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."
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"What kind of music do sponges listen to? Raggaeneration."
"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."
"My greatest acting performance is when I check the caller ID, then adopt an air of polite curiosity as I answer the phone ""Hello?"""
"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""
"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."
"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"
"Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it."
"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I guess none; they just put the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them."