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Joke of the Day
"What is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The Polar Bear."
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"[mall] Me: That guy looks SO familiar! Wife: ... M: Maybe an actor? Musician? W: ... M: I'll get an autograph! W: He's our mailman, moron."
"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says ""make me one with everything""."
"Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell."
"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"
"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."
"I got fired from the health spa. A psychic came in and asked for a back rub. I gave him one, but then I got in trouble for massage-a-mystic behavior."
"[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me! Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]"
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."
"That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase."