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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? A: It's not my fault."
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"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."
"Never borrow money from a zombie: they almost always want to be paid back in brains"
"What do you call a routed Greek army? A Failanx"
"Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? To have something to unwrap."
"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"
"For logic-based beings. !!... Who's there? Same as before."
"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."
"A crossfitter, a vegan, an atheist, and a Redditor who always exposes reposts are all sitting at a bar... and I know this because they won't shut up about it."
"A British man visits Australia. The customs officer asks ""Do you have a previous criminal history?"" The visitor replies ""I didn't realize that was still a requirement"""