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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes my eye-rolls are the most exercise I get all day."

"Rich person joke What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage"

"I wish there was a way to keep in touch with dogs I meet outside of grocery stores."

"Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!"

"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"

"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"

"What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !"

"I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden."

"One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day."

"Some people prefer to put the thermometer in their mouth, while others prefer it in their rectum. It's a matter of taste!"