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Joke of the Day
"What television show best describes a mothers virginity? Lost"
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"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."
"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."
"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."
"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""
"Why can't you hear a dog whistle? Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way."
"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."
"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""Its a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."""
"If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral."