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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"
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"[vet office] Hi I am here to drop my cat off. Just a check-up. *doctor walks out* ""Hi, I am Dr. Curiosity we- I'll take my cat elsewhere"
"My friends most commonly describe me as ""who?"""
"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."
"Little to no thought was put into this status."
"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"
"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."
"Viagra Tea Does nothing for your sexual vigour, but stops your biscuit going soft."
"Bill Cosby Is my inspiration he is always persistent and never takes No for an answer"
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."