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Joke of the Day

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""

"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""

"Everyone needs that one friend that will promise to redraw your chalk outline to make you look skinnier."

"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."

"My New Year's Resolution 1080p"

"Legally your grocery store can't stop me from tapping on the canned goods and declaring which ones are ripe or not."

"Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace? At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried."

"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"

"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""Do you serve food here?"" The bartender replies, ""No."" So the ham sandwich walks out."