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Joke of the Day

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""

"What an old women's vagina taste like? Depends"

"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"

"Muffins. So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, ""Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"" And the second one says, ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up."

"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"

"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."

"What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur? Jur-ass-sick"

"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."