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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."
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"Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you're a plant you eat sunlight idiot"
"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"
"A man goes to a costume party wearing only pants. The host asks what he is. The man says premature ejaculation... Because I came in my pants."
"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."
"The average woman would rather be beautiful, than smart ...because the average man can see better than he can think"
"Defending why he has a dislike of gay guys... Ok look I know they're not all bad but you have to admit they hang around a lot of assholes."
"PATIENT: I've been so stressed out lately. What can I do? DR DOG (tail wagging like crazy): Studies show that petting dogs relieve stress"
"Windows Phone"
"Want to hear the shortest joke in the world? Midget shortage."