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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."
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"Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life."
"A fob told me something the other day"
"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"
"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"
"Comment your best recent THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID Jokes of recent life situations"
"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."
"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."
"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."
"What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !"