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Joke of the Day

"If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"

"A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go... The girl behind him then leaves."

"If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you."

"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."

"If you are a rock climber and are looking for new carabiner... I can get you a nice hookup on a deal. Edit: Apparently I can't edit the title to add the missing letter."

"He always wanted a woman that would devour him whole like a gas station roasted chicken. She always wanted a gas station roasted chicken."

"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."

"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."

"If men have man caves, why dont women have woman caves? They do, we just universally named it the kitchen many years ago."