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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"
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"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've already lost three days."
"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."
"Got caught smelling my sisters underwear yesterday. Made the rest of her funeral very fucking awkward."
"There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?"
"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"
"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""
"""Son, I found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa."" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"What where Adam's first words to Eve? ""Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"""