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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"
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"ME: Man, Nosferatu is a good film HIPSTER: I preferred the original M: Original? What original? H: Nosfera One."
"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"
"What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? [X-post from /r/SacrilegiousHumor] Church"
"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."
"What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."
"[introducing you to my family] ""this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"""
"Her: I'm just a vintage soul Me: and a vintage face.. That's how the fight started"
"Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !"
"If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight?"