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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."
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"A blonde walks into a bar"
"Why do they say you are what you eat? I don't know but everyone calls me an asshole."
"Why does Barack Obama eat bananas? Because they are popular, inexpensive, and a good source of potassium."
"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"
"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"
"Why did Bob disagree with communism? He thought it was such Bolshevik."
"How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick would taste like blood"
"A blonde goes to a target And misses."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO from the other sideeeee"