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Joke of the Day

"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"

"I used to think Urethra was the name of a heavy metal band, until I found out it was actually a brand of vacuum cleaner."

"An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!"

"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."

"Why is the peanut crying? Because he couldn't handle his roast"

"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"

"Giving someone a Dunkin Donuts gift certificate for their birthday is the perfect way to say ""I love you"" and ""I hate you"" at the same time"

"Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man"

"Where do guys go when they want to get their penis sized and fitted? The Cocktailor."