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Joke of the Day

"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""

"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."

"What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship? Having legs..."

"She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging."

"Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?"""

"What's a Fly without it's wings? A Walk"

"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"

"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"

"Seriously wondering how many times is it appropriate to say ""What?"" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"

"Remember how in Lord of the Rings they slept out under the stars? It was pretense."