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Joke of the Day

"What where Adam's first words to Eve? ""Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"""

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"Never trust a tree. They're shady as fuck."
"Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair."
"""Hey Dad, I'm going to the airport. Call me a taxi.' Dad : ""Hi taxi"""
"Snuck a peak at my therapist's notepad after telling her about my childhood, and it was just dollar signs."
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"
"A man walks into a bar Ouch."
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